Wednesday, 6 January 2010

Neighbourhood Death-Watch

I have quite literally come to hate my neighbours. Terribly unfair I’m sure as they are undoubtedly nice people - I wouldn’t know, I’ve not bothered to get to know them. But for those who live in flats (that’s an apartment to any US readers) you will be more than used to the daily assault of noise and irritation that neighbours inflict.

I live next door to Frankenstein’s monster and below the laughing policeman - the latter is, as I type, ruining my afternoon. He sounds like this:

My neighbours will tragically bring about the death of my soul.

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